Welcome to the OFFICIAL website of the Stouffville High Improv Team! The team, or S.H.I.T., as we like to call ourselves, is a group of young improvisors hailing from Stouffville, Ontario! We play in the Canadian Improv Games and are a talented and eccentric group of kids with a passion for improvisation!

S.H.I.T. comes in first on their night of zone competition and moves on to Saturday!!

The team consists of eight dedicated members; [from left]

Charlene 'Maloy' Earle, Erika 'Sonshual' Travers, Allicia 'Bancutie' Bankuti, John 'The New Guy' Wideman, Tim 'The Juice' Dunham, Tyler 'Lunchbox' Stevens, Matt 'Baby' Cartwright, and [missing] Alex 'Fadoose' Williams.

The Team loves to...

Practice! Suprisingly enough, practicing isn't a chore for us crazy improv kiddies! We love to spend time together and do what we love more than anything... IMPROV!

Play Big Booty! Yep! Can't stop the bumrush! We are entirely addicted to this game. Most recent reigning champion was Maloy. Let's see who wins next!

Engage in Random and Spastic Conversation: "Uh, dead even! Llama four times!" Does this make sense to you? If you answer yes, consider joining the team if you're not already a member.

Hug: Well, not all of us love it, but we certainly all engage in it-- at least 25 times per practice.

Perform: No matter the capacity, Stouffville will never turn down the opportunity to dominate a stage. (Or surface of any sort for that matter!) Our favourite past performance nights have included; X-night 2002, Zone Semi & Finals 2003, Toronto Semi's 2003, Toronto Wildcards 2003, Toronto Finals 2003, X-night 2003, Arts Night 2003, Buy-In 2003, and next?

Ghost Zone Finals!

Saturday, February 21st, 2004

At Notre Dame Catholic Secondary School

In Ajax, Ontario @ 7:00 p.m. 

BE THERE TO CHEER US ON!

RESULTS FROM THURSDAY AND FRIDAY'S NIGHTS OF PLAY:

STOUFFVILLE ADVANCED TO THE SATURDAY FINALS IN SECOND PLACE!

Team	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Total
Port Perry H.S.	99  T	90  S	99  L	90  C	378
St. Mary C.S.S.	92  C	103  T	119  Y	99  L	413
Stouffville D.H.S.	94  C	97  L	103  S	98  T	392
Trinity College School	103  Y	94  L	98  T	87  C	382
Ursuline College	101  S	96  C	91  L	104  Y	392

AND FINISHED THE SATURDAY GHOST ZONE FINALS IN SECOND PLACE, RECIEVING SILVER MEDALS! THEY NOW ADVANCE TO THE TORONTO REGIONAL COMPETITION!

way to go SHITties! we are so very proud of you all!

Some of Our Funniest Memories

-> "My mum shops at Costco!"

-> "P-P-P-Power Rangers!"

-> "Timmy James."

-> "Lay down on the floor and I'll dance on your back."

-> The talking horse.

-> "James and his Average Sized Peach"

-> X-Tina

-> "Hi I'm the widly attractive Ashton Kutcher. Check out my bod'!"

-> Mo' Fire (SHIT/SMIT connection, 2003!)

-> "Do you like mmmmmuffins?"

-> "Buddy Bhudda/Buddha had an average sized peach too!"

-> "Come here funky Mama!"

-> "I want you to meet my Mom's"

-> "Hi! I Martin Chan!"

-> Sczars scene. (Good God, Scott! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!)

-> "Matt to Chris" & "Matt to Frank" I hereby name Chris and Frank; The Invisible Team Members

-> "I souped this badboy up to a thousand."

-> "I'm the green ranger... I'm mysterious!"

-> "She's such a... bad lady." (rhymes with chore.)

-> "Not velcro nor slip-on... Nor any other shoe belonging to an elderly person!"

-> "Out of the wall came Donovan Bailey!"

-> "So! Get into a circle!"... "Semi-circle work?"

-> "Scrunchy Forehead!"... "Hey, it only scrunches when I'm mad!"

-> "Oh, you bastard." (RAUL)

-> "This pie's good."... "I'm sure it is. It's Persian. I got it with the rug."

-> "I'm actually a shaman."

This list will definitely grow. Mark my words.

Last Year's Graduated Players:

Scott Goldman, Ashley Croft, Andrew Fockler and Meghan Gribbon.

You're all missed, but with us always, just check the drama room wall!

Don't forget to sign the guestbook!